Best quotes to send by SMS

If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.
Author: Lawana Blackwell
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
Author: Immanuel Hermann Fichte
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Author: Maria Edgeworth
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Author: Peter De Vries
If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the American national day for
vampires?
Fangsgiving Day.
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Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He
wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks
blood?
A hampire.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why was Dracula always willing to help
young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes