Best quotes to send by SMS
Lawana Blackwell If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Immanuel Hermann Fichte If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
Author: Immanuel Hermann Fichte

Maria Edgeworth If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Author: Maria Edgeworth

Peter De Vries I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Author: Peter De Vries

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Vampire jokes What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
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Vampire jokes Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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Vampire jokes What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
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Vampire jokes Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
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Vampire jokes Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
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