Best quotes to send by SMS

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger
It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney
One hand washes the other.
(Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless
!
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby
!
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolton
!
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bootie
!
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bowl
!
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes