Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Kissinger The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Lyndon B. Johnson It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Ralph Waldo Emerson The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sir Philip Sidney No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

Seneca One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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