
Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
Author: George Eliot
Ignorance of the law excuses no man: Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him.
Author: John Selden
Ill fares the land, to hast'ning ill a prey,
Where wealth accumulates, and men decay;
Princes and Lords may flourish, or may fade:
A breath can make them, as a breath has made;
but a bold peasantry, their country's pride,
When once destroyed can neve
Author: Oliver Goldsmith
I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.
Author: Payne Stewart
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Author: David Letterman

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You are really
blowing a lot of hot air
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How easy is it for
wind gusts to talk to
each other?
-It is a breeze
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How
is snow white?
-Pretty
good, according to the 7 dwarfs
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?
-It burns too easily
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift
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