Best quotes to send by SMS
John Fischer Let's assume that each person has an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different. To realize whatever unique potential of body, mind and spirit he or she possesses.
Author: John Fischer

Anonymous Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Author: Anonymous

Jules Renard Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Author: Jules Renard

Oliver Wendell Holmes Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Anais Nin Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
Author: Anais Nin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Burger jokes What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
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Burger jokes What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!
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Burger jokes What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
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Burger jokes What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!
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Burger jokes What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!
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