Best quotes to send by SMS

Let's assume that each person has an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different. To realize whatever unique potential of body, mind and spirit he or she possesses.
Author: John Fischer
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Author: Anonymous
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Author: Jules Renard
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
Author: Anais Nin
The best jokes to send by SMS

What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer
Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
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What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
Rink
injustice!
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What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!
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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!
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What is the hamburgers' most familiar
song?
'Home on the Range'!
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