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Best quotes to send by SMS
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick
The world is round; it has no point.Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.Author: Roseanne Barr
The world only goes round by misunderstanding.Author: Charles Baudelaire
The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.Author: Sidney Madwed
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to
change it back again.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates
representing all the social,
economic, and ethnic communities.
A:
Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from
jerking.
A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are
already part of
the environment.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but
I've
only come up with one: Lying.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The
first
passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I
died." So he
takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second
passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman
in the
world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third
passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the
United States
of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And
apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the
history of
the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to
die."
So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, th
e Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year
old schoolboy, "I
am already old. I have already lived my life, as a
good person and
a priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies
"No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute
for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my
schoolbag."This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a
statue."
"That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people
of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly
am."
Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "Honey, you
have a pigeon on your head."This is the joke from a category: Political jokes