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Best quotes to send by SMS
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.Author: Confucius
I have to live the content, then come back and write about it.Author: Heather Armstrong
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Author: Johnny Carson
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear; in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happeningAuthor: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.Author: John Lithgow
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get if you cross a telephone
with a
night crawler?
Ringworm!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What did the answering machine say to the
telephone?
Take my word for it.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's having a
temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes