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Best quotes to send by SMS
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself.Author: Anna Jameson
What you are is a question only you can answer.Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
No man is demolished but by himself.Author: Richard Bently
Popularity? It is glory's small change.Author: Victor Hugo
Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.Author: Nicolas Boileau
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Complete the following word analogy:
Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4)
On a Pentium, all of the above
A: Number 4.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of their PCs.
"The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put
it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all
over
me! I want a replacement!"
The employee was a little
confused and didn't know what to say. He
finally asked her to
describe the cup holder to him...he'd never heard of
his company
selling in-computer cup holders.
So the lady went on to describe the
cup holder to him. "Well, it pops
out of the little box when I push
a button, and it has 40x written on
it..."This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was
looking for a byte to eat.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a
bit ANSI.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many
Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was
shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes