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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.Author: Sophia Loren
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Modesty is the citadel of beauty.Author: Demades
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.Author: Rebecca Johnson
Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.Author: Voltaire
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to
eat!
Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.
First
cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking
teacher. "What
did you make of the new English teacher?"
"Burgers, ma'am."This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men
are
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will
be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The
first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.
His
request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for
paper
and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his
family. This
request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they
kill him saving
his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's
turn. He asks for a
fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his
final request, so they
give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork
he begins stabbing himself
all over and shouts, "To hell with your
canoes!"This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are
revolting!"
"You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm
trying to eat
them.
"Where did we get these slaves anyway?"
"From
the country next door," replied the servant.
"We must get a new
butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."
"We can't, Your
Majesty, she's still cooking for you."
"Well, bring her to me once
she's crispy enough," said the
king.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes