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Best quotes to send by SMS
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.Author: George Bernard Shaw
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.Author: David Letterman
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.Author: Margaret Halsey
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.Author: Ian Fleming
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"Author: Emo Phillips
The best jokes to send by SMS
Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
"I was married 3 times"
explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll
never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms
and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a
shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat
the mushrooms!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The husband was not home at
his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later
and
later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front
door, and
as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her
husband, drunk as a
skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you
realize what time it is?" she asked.
He answered, "Don't get
excited. I'm late because I bought something
for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to
meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
So the second lady says "I don't know?"
So the first lady
says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones
that are left are
handicap!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!