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Best quotes to send by SMS
Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted?Author: Bible
Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.Author: Mary Chase
Short sentences drawn from long experiences.Author: Miguel de Cervantes
Yet ah! why should they know their fate,
Since sorrow never comes too late,
And happiness too swiftly flies?
Thought would destroy their paradise.
No more; where ignorance is bliss,
'Tis folly to be wise.Author: Thomas Gray
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.Author: Don Marquis
The best jokes to send by SMS
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Birds Eye counter!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a
Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the parrot say on Independence
Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How can you tell if a parrot
is
intelligent?
It speaks in Polly-syllables!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did the
bird join he air force?
He
wanted to be a parrot trooper!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes