Best quotes to send by SMS
Juvenal You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Author: Juvenal

Hugh Elliott You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Georges Duhamel I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel

Jason Fried Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the d
Author: Jason Fried

Thomas Jefferson Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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Blonde jokes Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
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Blonde jokes Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Blonde jokes A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
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Blonde jokes Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
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