Best quotes to send by SMS

You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Author: Juvenal
You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel
Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the d
Author: Jason Fried
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
to cook Minute Rice?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde
on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are
going to London are all in the middle
row.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams,
''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign
Here".
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes