Best quotes to send by SMS
Yiddish Proverb A man's worst enemies can't wish on him what he can think up himself.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Arthur Golden A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
Author: Arthur Golden

Joseph Addison A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
Author: Joseph Addison

Robert Heinlein A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Author: Robert Heinlein

William Ralph Inge A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
Author: William Ralph Inge

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