Best quotes to send by SMS

A man's worst enemies can't wish on him what he can think up himself.
Author: Yiddish Proverb
A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
Author: Arthur Golden
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
Author: Joseph Addison
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Author: Robert Heinlein
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
Author: William Ralph Inge
The best jokes to send by SMS

Out for the Count
by Esau Stars
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Who Shot JR ?
by U Dunnit
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English Folk Customs
by Morris Dancer
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Droopy Drawers
by Lucy Lastic
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Old English Churches
by Beverley
Minster
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