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Absent in body, but present in spirit.
Author: Bible

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it "the first law of personal growth."
Author: Peter McWilliams

Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
Author: Leo Rosten

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."
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Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
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