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Best quotes to send by SMS
Almost everything all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid tAuthor: Steve Jobs
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.Author: Helen Keller
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.Author: Wilson Mizner
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.Author: Abraham Lincoln
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.Author: Mickey Rooney
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
ready
for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging suit on.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
positively
atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q:
Why does Chelsea look so stupid and
ugly?
A: Heredity.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why does the secret
service guard
Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes
President!This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference
between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired
him.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes