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Best quotes to send by SMS
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.Author: Dale Carnegie
Any ideas, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.Author: Napoleon Hill
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.Author: Dwight D. Morrow
Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.Author: Martha Beck
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.Author: George Ade
The best jokes to send by SMS
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes