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Best quotes to send by SMS
Be kind - Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle - everybody's lonesome.Author: Marion Parker
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.Author: Jules Renard
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.Author: Chinese Proverb
Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.Author: Bible
Be not slow to visit the sick.Author: Ecclesiastes
The best jokes to send by SMS
Question: What
do elephants use for
tampoons?
Answer: Sheep.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian
dinosaur?
Answer: A Lickalotopus.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can't, and a
lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference
between a Catholic
wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake
jewelry.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A.
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes