Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous By courage I repel adversity. (Adversa Virtute Repello)
Author: Anonymous

Katherine Mansfield By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life in close contact with... the earth and the wonders thereof - the sea - the sun.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Italian Proverb By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
Author: Italian Proverb

Sharon Salzberg By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we're more likely to be changed by it.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Jean De La Fontaine By the work one knows the workmen.
Author: Jean De La Fontaine

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
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E-mail jokes How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
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E-mail jokes How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
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E-mail jokes What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
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E-mail jokes I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
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