Best quotes to send by SMS

By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)
Author: Anonymous
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life in close contact with... the earth and the wonders thereof - the sea - the sun.
Author: Katherine Mansfield
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
Author: Italian Proverb
By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we're more likely to be changed by it.
Author: Sharon Salzberg
By the work one knows the workmen.
Author: Jean De La Fontaine
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes
sincerely.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his
goldfinger.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog never reads
e-mails!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes