Best quotes to send by SMS
Joel Spolsky Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Japanese Proverb Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Miguel de Cervantes Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Johann K. Lavater Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty, and if you know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, 'Why should I tell it?'
Author: Johann K. Lavater

Eleanor Roosevelt I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

The best jokes to send by SMS
Christmas jokes What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Christmas jokes Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
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Christmas jokes Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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Christmas jokes Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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Christmas jokes 'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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