Best quotes to send by SMS

Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
Author: Joel Spolsky
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Author: Japanese Proverb
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty, and if you know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, 'Why should I tell it?'
Author: Johann K. Lavater
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch
out... there's a feller
inside who has the job of punching the
tickets.
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Someone
bought Scrooge a clock for
Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was
trying to save time!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Who delievers cat's Christmas
presents
?
Santa Paws !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two
reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell
me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes