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Motorola SLVR_L7e
Motorola ROKR_E2
Motorola ROKR_E1
Motorola RIZR_Z6
Motorola RAZR_V3i
Motorola RAZR_V3
Motorola RAZR_maxx
Motorola PEBL_V6
Motorola MPx220
Motorola MPx100
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Best quotes to send by SMS
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.Author: Elbert Hubbard
Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower
Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.Author: C. S. Lewis
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Author: Charles M. Schulz
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is full of
short cuts.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.
"No," said Mom. "It's glue."
"I thought so," said Janet.
"I
wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes