Best quotes to send by SMS
Stella Terrill Mann Every time we say, "Let there be!" in any form, something happens.
Author: Stella Terrill Mann

Charles Kingsley Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.
Author: Charles Kingsley

Brittany Murphy Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.
Author: Brittany Murphy

Jane Austen Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Author: Jane Austen

Joe Brown and David Brown Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it.
Author: Joe Brown and David Brown

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Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
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Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
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Idiot and fool jokes The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?" The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.
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Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
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