Best quotes to send by SMS

Every time we say, "Let there be!" in any form, something happens.
Author: Stella Terrill Mann
Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.
Author: Charles Kingsley
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.
Author: Brittany Murphy
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Author: Jane Austen
Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it.
Author: Joe Brown and David Brown
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do Filipinos count money?
One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the
Baton Rouge
bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends
were
planning to give her a shower?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Montana moron
who went looking for a
gas leak with a safety match?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager
to count to
five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his
fingers.
Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?"
The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five
again.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who
planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut
seeds.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes