Best quotes to send by SMS
Rachel Carson For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
Author: Rachel Carson

Bertolt Brecht For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him.
Author: Bertolt Brecht

Bible For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.
Author: Bible

Bible For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
Author: Bible

Bible For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !
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