Best quotes to send by SMS

For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
Author: Rachel Carson
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him.
Author: Bertolt Brecht
For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.
Author: Bible
For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
Author: Bible
For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley
!
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie
!
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2
!
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes