Best quotes to send by SMS
George Sheehan Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.
Author: George Sheehan

Albert Schweitzer Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Oscar Levant Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Author: Oscar Levant

Leo Tolstoy Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Scott Westerfeld Hard work's a good distraction.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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Men jokes There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men jokes Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Men jokes Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Men jokes why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes