Best quotes to send by SMS

Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.
Author: George Sheehan
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Author: Albert Schweitzer
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Author: Oscar Levant
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Author: Leo Tolstoy
Hard work's a good distraction.
Author: Scott Westerfeld
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do little boys whine?
Because they're
practicing to be men.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop".
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind
2. No business.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Why are men like blenders?
You need one,
but you're not quite sure why.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer
and dryer don't run on remote control!
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes