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Best quotes to send by SMS
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.Author: Hippocrates
Health is worth more than learning.Author: Thomas Jefferson
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.Author: George Bernard Shaw
Hell is other people.Author: Jean-Paul Sartre
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
(Hinc Gham Sit Calmus Saevior Ense Patet)Author: Robert Burton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and
GhoulietThis is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes