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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Author: Michael Crichton

I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes