Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Thatcher I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Michelangelo Buonarroti I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

Emily Dickinson I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Tony Blair I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.
Author: Tony Blair

Francois Villon I know all except myself.
Author: Francois Villon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Snake jokes Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Snowman jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Snowman jokes Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Snowman jokes How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes