Best quotes to send by SMS

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Author: Margaret Thatcher
I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Author: Emily Dickinson
I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.
Author: Tony Blair
I know all except myself.
Author: Francois Villon
The best jokes to send by SMS

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely
?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
Why did
the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
How do you know when there is a snowman in
your bed ?
You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes