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I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.
Author: Edmund Burke

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Author: Nancy Astor

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes