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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing can be done at once hastily and prudently.Author: Publilius Syrus
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what actually happened, but of what men believe happened.Author: Gerald White Johnson
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.Author: William Shakespeare
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the bAuthor: Homer
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.Author: Oscar Wilde
The best jokes to send by SMS
Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big Boss to
steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
stayed in the
van as look out and the other went into the
storeroom. Fifteen minutes
went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no
sign of him. The look
out finally grew impatient and went to look
for his partner. Inside the
store the two came face to face. "Where
have you been?" demanded the
worried look out. "The boss told me to
take a bath, but I couldn't
find the soap and a towel."This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
night. "There's a
burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made
this morning."
"Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or
ambulance?"This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food
instead
of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a
proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to
pay for everything I eat.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes