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Best quotes to send by SMS
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.Author: Dorothy Gilman
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.Author: Doug Larson
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.Author: Meister Eckhart
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.Author: Jewish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
new dress. He
endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints
about which
figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the
dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her
husband's opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to
say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look
smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips."
Just then,
a voice from the dressing room piped up. "If there's a
dress here
that will do all that- I'll take ten!"This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
"Now what
should I do?"
His mother has an idea.
"Why don't you send her
flowers, and on the card invite her to your
apartment for a home
cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later
the woman came
to dinner.
His mother called the next day to see
how things had gone.
" I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted
on washing the
dishes."
" What's wrong with that?" asked his
mother.
" We hadn't started eating yet."This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
What are the three fastest means of
communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
Smart man +
Smart Woman = Romance
Smart
Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb
Man + Dumb Woman = MarriageThis is the joke from a category: Women jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes