Best quotes to send by SMS
Terry Pratchett In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Corinne Roosevelt Robinson Is life worth living? Aye, with the best of us, Heights of us, depths of us - Life is the test of us!
Author: Corinne Roosevelt Robinson

Graffito Is there life before death?
Author: Graffito

Mark Twain It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Author: Mark Twain

James Thurber It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Author: James Thurber

The best jokes to send by SMS
Accountant jokes What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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Accountant jokes What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular
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Accountant jokes What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Accountant jokes What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
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Accountant jokes When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise
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