Best quotes to send by SMS

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Is life worth living?
Aye, with the best of us,
Heights of us, depths of us -
Life is the test of us!
Author: Corinne Roosevelt Robinson
Is there life before death?
Author: Graffito
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Author: Mark Twain
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Author: James Thurber
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant who is seen
talking to someone?
Popular
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
When do
accountants laugh out
loud?
When somebody asks for a raise
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes