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Best quotes to send by SMS
It's never too late to be who you might have been.Author: George Eliot
It's not about the length of the posts. It's about the passion.Author: Cam Barrett
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it.Author: Jeff Melvoin
It's rare that you see an artist in his 30s or 40s able to really contribute something amazing.Author: Steve Jobs
It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.Author: C. S. Lewis
The best jokes to send by SMS
How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
'Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every
day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of
bread!'
'That's right.'
'Every day you wallop him on the head
with a loaf of bread, and yet
this morning you were hitting him
with a chocolate cake....?'
'Well, today is his birthday!'This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes