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Best quotes to send by SMS
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.Author: Louise Beal
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.Author: Langston Coleman
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.Author: Arab Proverb
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.Author: Margaret Fuller
Man goeth to his long home.Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS
Policeman: How can you drive so
recklessly?
Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're
doing parking your car there?
Motorist: I thought it was good
place. It says "Safety
Zone."This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
high-speed chase?
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow
one.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why have you parked your bus
here?
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes