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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Author: H. L. Mencken

I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth.
Author: Madam Guizot

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Author: Spike Milligan

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
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