Best quotes to send by SMS
Jodie Foster Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
Author: Jodie Foster

Jewish Proverb Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Anonymous I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
Author: Anonymous

Sidney J. Harris Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Author: Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
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