Best quotes to send by SMS

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
Author: Jodie Foster
Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Author: Jewish Proverb
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
Author: Anonymous
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
Author: Sidney J. Harris
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Author: Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my
appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of
you!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a
stop to that!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
a woodworm
How boring for you!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes