Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Mead Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead

David Mahoney Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Henry Miller Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Friedrich Nietzsche Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

William Shakespeare Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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Ethnic jokes Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
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Ethnic jokes Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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Ethnic jokes What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''
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Ethnic jokes Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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