Best quotes to send by SMS

Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead
Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney
Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller
Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a
look
at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be
sand."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes