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Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me nave or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Author: Anas Nin

Practice, the master of all things.
Author: Augustus Octavius

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Author: George Burns

Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain; the former vexes you for a time; the latter will bring you lasting remorse.
Author: Chilo

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".
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Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes