Best Cell Phones
Search results
LG P7200
LG M4410
LG M4300
LG L600v
LG L3100
LG L1100
LG KU730
LG KG920
LG KG810
LG KG800
Pages: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64]
Best quotes to send by SMS
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.Author: Ashley Montague
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner inAuthor: Thomas H. Huxley
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?Author: Will Rogers
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for
an
immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a
back, and
requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car
driven into the
bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and gave
him 6,000. Two
weeks later, the man walked through the bank's
doors, and asked to settle
up his loan and get his car back. The loan
officer checked the records
and told him, "That will be $6,000 in
principal, and $18.40 in
interest." The man wrote out a check,
thanked the loan officer, and started
to walk away. "Wait sir," the loan
officer said, "while you were
gone, I found out you are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow? The man smiled.
"Where else could I securely park my
Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for t
wo weeks and pay only $18.40?"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a
theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of
Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the
next, a
black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep
in Scotland
are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are
black,"
replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist
considers this
for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the
sheep in Scotland is
black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one
side,
anyway."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well,
they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves
himself.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
"Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I
can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes