Best quotes to send by SMS
Randy K. Milholland Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

John Constable I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Margaret Cho Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

Russell R. McIntyre Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

Bible How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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Insect jokes What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Insect jokes How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Insect jokes Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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Insect jokes What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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