Best quotes to send by SMS

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho
Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre
How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy
long legs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin
doctors !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're full of anty-bodies !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoonful of Sugar.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes