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Best quotes to send by SMS
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.Author: Bob Marley
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.Author: Oscar Wilde
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.Author: Knute Rockne
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.Author: Vincent Van Gogh
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.Author: George Eliot
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A:
So they can think with an open mind.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What is the difference between a hog
and
a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all
night just so
he can f*** some pig.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new
blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman
have
between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
A: Her navel.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
You know
the worst thing about oral sex? The
view.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes