Best quotes to send by SMS
Russell Green The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Author: Russell Green

Terry Pratchett Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Martin Luther King Jr. I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Tom Lehrer The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Okakura Kakuzo The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Author: Okakura Kakuzo

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !
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