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Best quotes to send by SMS
Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.Author: Sheila Rowbotham
The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle.Author: Samuel Beckett
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.Author: Mark Twain
It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.Author: Garry Marshall
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not
going to bother us
anymore?'This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Men are like copiers.
You need them for
reproduction, but that's about it.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes