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Best quotes to send by SMS
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.Author: Dianne Hales
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.Author: John Maynard Keynes
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.Author: Publilius Syrus
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.Author: Robertson Davies
The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when the nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.Author: Alan Bennett
The best jokes to send by SMS
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monsterThis is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
!This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes