Best quotes to send by SMS

The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering
I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman
The best jokes to send by SMS

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
tell you off this week, what have you got to say about
that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point
in me being
here!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the
grass!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes