Best quotes to send by SMS
Pearl Buck The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

Thomas Pickering In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

Harriet Beecher Stowe I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

Mark Twain The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Francis Cardinal Spellman Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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School jokes Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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School jokes Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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School jokes Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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School jokes Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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