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Sharp 550SH
Sharp _903
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NEC N940
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Best quotes to send by SMS
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.Author: Marie Curie
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Author: Bill Watterson
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.Author: Plato
Lay on, Macduff,
And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"Author: William Shakespeare
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.Author: Robert Benchley
The best jokes to send by SMS
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been
worse.
Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league
!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is
flooded ?
Bring on their subs !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What stories are told by basketball players
?
Tall stories !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad
skydiver goes, "Damn."
WHACK!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought "grammar" was
his father's mother.
On one occasion this governor went hunting
and forgot his gun. He
phoned his secretary and asked him to send
the gun.
"The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I
couldn't
catch that last word. Spell it."
The governor
replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion;
'N' like in
pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes