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Best quotes to send by SMS
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.Author: Samuel Johnson
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.Author: Lewis Mumford
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.Author: Publilius Syrus
There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.Author: P. J. O Rourke
There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.Author: Matt Groening
The best jokes to send by SMS
How could the dolphin afford to buy a
house ?
He prawned everything !This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
him?
He stung her into action.This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What does a squid sheriff form?
An
octoposse!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue
shark spear gun!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes