Best quotes to send by SMS
Victor Hugo To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation.
Author: Victor Hugo

Suzanne Gordon To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Author: Suzanne Gordon

Madonna To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Author: Madonna

Ralph Waldo Emerson To be great is to be misunderstood.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fritz Kunkel To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Author: Fritz Kunkel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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