Best quotes to send by SMS

To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation.
Author: Victor Hugo
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Author: Suzanne Gordon
To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Author: Madonna
To be great is to be misunderstood.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Author: Fritz Kunkel
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own
area
code!
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
she gets
stuck!!!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
up in
bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes