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True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Author: Victor Cousin

Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." "What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes