Best quotes to send by SMS

If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.
Author: William Thayer Shedd
Live up to your potential instead of imitating someone else's.
Author: Martha Burgess
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Author: Jewish Proverb
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Author: Thomas A. Edison
The best jokes to send by SMS

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark.
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Why is it that at class reunions you
feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?
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How long will a floating point operation
float?
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?
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