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Lois McMaster Bujold If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

William Thayer Shedd Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.
Author: William Thayer Shedd

Martha Burgess Live up to your potential instead of imitating someone else's.
Author: Martha Burgess

Jewish Proverb If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Thomas A. Edison We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

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Answer me this jokes Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Answer me this jokes Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Answer me this jokes How long will a floating point operation float?
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Answer me this jokes If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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