
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
Author: Aaron McGruder
When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.
Author: Julia Ward Howe
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
Author: Lawana Blackwell
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Author: Mark Twain
When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What happened when the chicken ate cement
?
She laid a sidewalk !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did the chick
disappoint his mother ?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
?
It eggs-plodes !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What is the difference between a fly and a bird
?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes