Best quotes to send by SMS
Aaron McGruder When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
Author: Aaron McGruder

Julia Ward Howe When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.
Author: Julia Ward Howe

Lawana Blackwell True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Mark Twain When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Author: Mark Twain

R. Buckminster Fuller When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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Bird jokes What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Bird jokes Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
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Bird jokes What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
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Bird jokes What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !
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