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You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel

Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the d
Author: Jason Fried

Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Human pain does not let go of its grip at one point in time. Rather, it works its way out of our consciousness over time. There is a season of sadness. A season of anger. A season of tranquility. A season of hope.
Author: Robert Veninga

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes