Best quotes to send by SMS
William Blake I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
Author: William Blake

Steve Jobs I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building.
Author: Steve Jobs

Bible Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Author: Bible

Joseph Addison If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
Author: Joseph Addison

George Washington Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
Author: George Washington

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!
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Bird jokes What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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Bird jokes What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
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Bird jokes Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Bird jokes How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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