Best quotes to send by SMS

I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
Author: William Blake
I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building.
Author: Steve Jobs
Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Author: Bible
If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
Author: Joseph Addison
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
Author: George Washington
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A
carrot!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes